Welcome to UFC on Goldberg. Please tell me that's on video. I've never been happier.

I'll make no fucking bonkets. I'm with dangerous people to make my out of.

And a five and a four and a three and a two and a welcome to UFC unfiltered. I'm Jim Norton. He's Matt Sarah and you're lucky.

That's totally that's really awful. Hey, listen, is it true that you're auditioning the role of the.

Okay, now am I auditioning? I'm not getting emotional. See your beauty of this role. I got to lay down for a second.

I'm going to get hold of it. Okay. Let's pretend that didn't happen. We get at it. Sure. Yeah. Kind of that. Let's start over.

Five and a four and a three and a two. Go ahead, Matt. Jimmy. Is it true? You're auditioning for that?

The. The. You didn't say what dish? You said auditioning. You're the true your auditioning for that movie. What is it? Oh, fucking.

It was a casper joke. It was like the data Casper. You white as fuck my friend. I'm not the sun light. Um, no. Are you. Are you a fucking vampire?

I'm darker than I look a little bit. But yeah, first of all, I am very pale. Um, Jimmy, I think this almost wrong with your computer. The background where it's black and it's white. It's like your Zartan from the old GI Joe.

You're like, if you blended in a fucking thing of both close your eyes against that white background. Well, it's silver. Let me see if we tried it in the background. What are you fucking silver surface little sidekick?

I'm shit. Let me, let me, let me try. I'm going to try another background. You tell me if the colors.

I'm going to do something to cloud do it. What's that? No, not a cloud. Tell me, okay, no, is this is it? Is the. Is the. You're going to cut it out. You're going to cut this out of the show. How about that? How about that? How's that? That's something that you're deaf. That's new. That is.

What? It's unrealistic because you have beach and fucking years. You're wider than Elon Musk right now. By the way, this is not a beach. This is the wallpaper from Scarface in Frank Lopez's office. Now I'm trying to find my UFC. Want to go back to.

He's like easy Tony. Yeah, you want to tell me that. I'll mel the copy. I'm going to go to the cops. Pretty cock. And Jimmy listen to me. Let's just I'm sorry. You know, I'm almost extra. Bang. I told Jimmy. I'm back to I'm all over the place. I'm back to teaching. Oh good.

I'm teaching and it's fun. I'm happy. Jimmy's what I Jimmy. It's what I do. It's a lot. You're also I know you had your surgery. When is your other surgery? Like when can you fully?

Can you walk on this now? Are you still on crutches? No, no, I'm walking. I'm the only thing that's a little. That takes a little bit of time is going upstairs. I could go up with like, but it's the quad still needs some work. So up and down the stairs. I got my time with sometimes I'll do the one leg at a time.

You know, but walking straight up walking. I'm working better than I did before the surgery. I can walk to you in a station and I'm not. Oh good. It's amazing. I love my titanium knee. Good. I love it. I fucking love it, Jimmy. And you're going to do the other one. I'm fully flexible.

I could get my ass to the grass, Jimmy. Yeah. You know, that's good. I was worried about, you know, me and my my jujitsu sometimes I got to squat down.

I was worried about maybe my, it'll affect my sexual positions that I would like to get freaky with the misses. I'm not going to talk about it. Sure. We, we, we, we, we do our own, do our own imagination.

I like that. Yeah. You got out of your head. I'm barking gorilla. But listen, my point is this. I'm flexible as fuck. Oh, and before we're going to talk about Cheeto, there are so, uh, domino.

I'm just gonna talk about that right now. I just want to remind you and everybody that there is, there is a Matt movies minute. I saved myself in the third person, but a Matt movies minute that we haven't done for a minute.

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