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🗓️ 8 February 2025
⏱️ 199 minutes
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0:00.0 | When they want real Nigerian cooking, people in Birmingham choose Echo 77, and Echo 77 use Square. |
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0:31.7 | My hometown of Cedar Creek, Colorado, had a woman who everyone loved to hate. |
0:39.8 | Her name was Miss Gatlin, and she was both my elementary school's janitor and the scapegoat |
0:45.8 | for all unfortunate events around our town. |
0:49.7 | The Cedar Creek elderly despised her for having a son out of wedlock, and the town parents |
0:55.0 | scorned her for giving set son too much freedom, a parenting style which had supposedly |
1:00.4 | led to his death at the hands of our town's eponymous river. As for the children of Cedar Creek, |
1:07.8 | we didn't care at all about social conventions or parental negligence, but we all agreed |
1:14.4 | that Miss Gatlin was an ugly lady, and that was enough to warrant our cruelty. |
1:22.4 | My best friend at the time was a curly-haired menace to society named Isaac, who, by fifth grade, |
1:30.0 | had established himself as a ringleader amongst the neighbourhood boys. He did his best to |
1:35.9 | inconvenience, Miss Gatlin, though his pranks did little to rattle her. If we spread rumors about |
1:43.7 | her poor hygiene just within earshot, Miss |
1:47.1 | Gatlin didn't bat an eye. If we released bugs inside a janitorial closet, she'd calmly sweep |
1:54.1 | them outside. If we stuffed rotten food inside a locker, she'd clean it out quietly and without complaint. |
2:03.3 | Our usual tricks never worked on Miss Gatlin, and all of us unimaginative kids were stumped |
2:09.0 | by how to best a woman whose job it was to clean up messes of all kinds. |
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