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Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

Undercover Vegetarian | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 44

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! The babes are back on the couch and ready to SNUGGLE!!! FALL VIBES BABES! WHO IS THE UNDERCOVER VEGETARIAN?! Rate us on iTunes! https://linktr.ee/Nopreshnetwork Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Babes, guess what? October 1st, me and Salah co-headlining, the Lyric and Baltimore, October 29th. We're co-headlining Durham, North Carolina at the Dorend Performing Arts Center. You can go to ChristyCommity.com or SalahvocanoCommity.com and get those tickets.

0:14.0

Also, happening right now, I will be at the Borgata in Atlantic City on January 29th. Go to ChristyCommity.com, click the link for January 29th. The Borgata use the FreeSail Code Chaos.

0:26.0

The FreeSail is happening right now. It is over tonight. FreeSail Code Chaos, Borgata January 29th. October 1st at the Lyric Baltimore with Sally Babes, October 29th and Durham with Sally Babes, January 29th at Borgata with Chrissy D. What do you got to lose?

0:56.0

Just give me the light and pass it. Boss another Borgata, get laid down inside and I got to know which one is gonna catch my flow because I made a device and I got my dough. Boss another Borgata, I'm all good. I'm looking high but I got to know. Hey, babe. What's going on?

1:15.0

Babe, I haven't been in the same room with you. I can't take that seriously. I tried. I tried to turn you. I tried to settle but the gods on a street this. I didn't know any of those with the words.

1:29.0

I read words and I still know what the words because we just go back to the words Sean Paul in this song. Give me the light. He says, bus another Bockel ammo. It looks like buckle. What is a Bockel ammo?

1:43.0

What's the name of the Gmail is it hey, babe podcast at Gmail.com email hey, babe pod at Gmail.com email us a video of you calling someone a Bockel ammo in this grocery store.

2:10.0

So, so we just so go back if we go back to the lyrics, it's pay give me a light and pass the draw which I'm sure it's right, which is I'm assuming is chronic. I would yeah, I would imagine it is and let draw. Yeah, I would think it's a hydra. Yeah, hydra, hydra, ponic, hydra, ponic weed stash right? Right? Okay. Okay. So we know the first line when it got first.

2:29.0

But another Bockel ammo. I think that's really open up another bottle of moat is what I think it is pop another bottle right which one is going to catch my flow. I know he's talking about his period. Well, he says, girl, girl, I mean, girl, then I'm a son girl, and then inside and I got to know. So I think maybe he's saying a girl. I'm looking at a girl is key out. It says GYAL on the lyrics.

2:50.0

Yeah, I mean, I'm inside and I got to know. Yeah, yeah, what we're on, we're looking at the lyrics. We're looking at the lyrics to the song of give me the light and what that website is lyric ball to more dot com. Yeah, is that. Don't forget that now. It might be the lyric ball tomorrow. We're going to be so much fun.

3:10.0

Dude, it's going to be so much fun. You can stay over in the hotel. What are you going to do? Let's think about it. Why don't we stay in a nice hotel? Want to do like a fun thing in a hotel? Do you want to do a fun thing in a hotel? Of course.

3:20.0

Why don't we do a hey babe from the hotel? We do a thing in a hotel. We'll go and hang out in the hotel. Let's hang out in the hotel. I'll tell you afterwards. I wasn't going to do. I was going to drive home because you can't go. Let's show the next day that I suppose.

3:31.0

My next day is free. You want to just do that? Where was you show the next day in farming day alone? I only got moved two weeks. Why don't you come with us? Why don't we make it a whole weekend? Why don't you come with me the next day October 2nd to Warren Dale Pennsylvania? The Pittsburgh greater area? I'll be at Jergles. I got three shows.

3:46.0

How far is that from? Are you driving? Are you driving? Why don't we carpool? How far do you drive home from Jergles? Well Jergles, we got to stay over to six hour drive, but I have to leave at about 4.30 in the morning Sunday morning because my daughter is a sock game.

4:00.0

That's going to be a hot self of me. Yeah. What we can do it? Jergles? Jergles? The name is Jergles. Not Jergles. Jergles because a lot of you guys have been tweeting promos at me.

4:10.0

So you're coming to my shows at Jergles and you have the sign for Jergles in your ass. Jergles. Yeah. Because I mean, they vibes and I got my dough. I got all this already.

4:18.0

The girls are in my sights. So I want to know which girls are going to catch my flow who I'm going to hook up with. And I'm in my vibes. I got my money.

4:25.0

I bust another bottle yet another bottle of them. That's another bottle. Then he says, could I be a protector? You're buffing every sector. What does your buffing every sector mean?

4:34.0

Could I be a, yeah, I think that she's got a protector buffing every sector. I think that she's got a very good body. Every man around them want to turn you in specter.

4:43.0

Okay. Okay. But you know, let them sweat you and a grill you with no lecture, but then powerful drill, not them.

4:50.0

Do you want to see something? You want to see something mind blowing or blow your balls off? Google Asian people with Jamaican accents.

4:56.0

The people who like to bring a break. I've never heard of that. I'll thought of that.

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