Under the fingernails of football
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2017
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Joe Hart is despondent, and we mean really despondent, after West Ham conceded a 97th minute equaliser to Big Roy and his boys. Basically everyone is fuming with professional-headerer Michail Antonio but not us! Not us, no! We are delighted for the drama here at Ramble HQ.
Elsewhere, for obvious reasons (mostly physical) it's not easy to cast David Unsworth aside but Claude Puel and his Leicester team managed it in some style on Sunday and so the boys ruminate on what that may mean for Everton this season as the Toffees lurch from one crisis to another.
And as if Marcus would ever let an England triumph slip under the radar - he's cock-a-hoop about those U17s doing a demolition job on, well let's face it, the entire world really and thinks it bodes well for the summer. Of course he does.
Stay tuned for a Going for Glold controversy as well. Blimey, it's all happening here this week...
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| 0:00.0 | This is Thriller Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the football rambol. It's a pleasure |
| 0:13.4 | to have you with us. My name is Mark Asperger. Luke Maul's here. |
| 0:16.0 | Alright, and lurking from the dark. It's Pete Doldson. I like your iPad. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm one of the football rambol Halloween special, everybody. Oh, it's going to be markedly different from normal football rambolts. I'm going to give you the |
| 0:58.6 | little villies. I'm going to put you in a bin bag. You've already dominated Halloween headlines. The Halloween headlines. |
| 1:05.6 | Silly season mark too. And this time, not with the criminal work, but I was dressed up as a lady. And I always thought I knew I'd be in the news |
| 1:13.6 | bit somehow. And you're an expert in consumer electronics. It's not an iPad. It's a Samsung. It is a Samsung. |
| 1:20.6 | Some kind of a galaxy tablet job, but it's beautiful. It's got a it's on it look extend which are quite like |
| 1:25.4 | If you're listening samsung |
| 1:28.2 | I could do with a newer model |
| 1:31.2 | This one's got a cassette player with it |
| 1:34.8 | Before we talk about the Premier League England of World Champions again and |
| 1:38.4 | So soon after the last one is |
| 1:41.5 | Sponishing how good we are at you |
| 1:43.5 | Basically put every single one of them in England sport for next summer right now put them in there right now |
| 1:51.1 | Yeah, they look like little boys didn't they was funny little boys |
| 1:56.6 | Slightly altered quote from jaws were gonna need a bigger plane |
| 2:02.0 | I took two nil down a spane 25 degrees |
| 2:06.1 | 70% in riddles they spend under 17 when we set a spend please no |
| 2:11.4 | For crying out loud man with this main note. I have an again Marcus it will happen again even though in the World Cup |
| 2:16.9 | Um the the restrictions for the amount of people you can have when you're squad |
| 2:20.6 | Will remain the same |
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