Uncle Lazer on Quitting His Job for Comedy, Kill Tony, Cocaine & More
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No Jumper
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🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I feel like I'm going to have to loosen these straps a lot if this is going to fit onto my head. |
| 0:03.4 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:04.1 | Yeah, you got that Neanderthal head. |
| 0:05.7 | Yeah, I got a big-assist. I'm not going to. Well, actually, you know what? No, it's all right. Oh, ah. What size do you can wear? I'm going to eat. Oh, my God. Oh, damn. I got a big ass. |
| 0:19.8 | This thing hurts. |
| 0:21.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.3 | But I guess... |
| 0:24.4 | What? God damn This thing hurts |
| 0:20.9 | But I guess |
| 0:23.2 | You would like |
| 0:25.6 | I guess |
| 0:26.0 | These pieces don't even |
| 0:28.4 | Oh okay |
| 0:29.1 | This like |
| 0:29.5 | These these |
| 0:30.5 | Screw on to this |
| 0:32.2 | And then I guess you would |
| 0:34.1 | What? |
| 0:34.3 | Oh you just put the weed here |
| 0:35.5 | Yeah |
| 0:35.8 | Okay |
| 0:36.2 | I mean I don't really feel the need to like, you know. It needs you to fucking assembly kit to put that motherfucker together, ain't it? I mean, like, how high do I need to get? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a gift for you if you need. Hell yeah. You're doing any exotic weed smoking recently? |
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