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Guaranteed Human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Here we go. Garrett, phone tapped Uncle Johnny. All right, set it up. What happened? All right, so we got an email from our listener, Christina, who told us her Uncle Craig has a great talent. He thinks he sounds like Uncle Johnny to the point where Craig has gone out to bars and

people have been giving him free drinks because they think he's Uncle Johnny.

Wow.

So we decided to use Craig's talent and phone tap our very own Uncle Johnny.

I can't wait.

Listen in.

Hello, zero zero zero zero.

Hey, Johnny. it's Garrett.

I know.

I've just gotten several emails about something that I thought you should know about.

Yeah?

There's this guy that has been going around claiming to be Uncle Johnny.

Get out.

You know, he's causing some trouble.

He got thrown out of a bar for getting into a fight with a guy.

He's giving you a bad name around town. All right. He said he's causing some trouble. He got thrown out of a bar for getting into a fight with a guy.

He's giving you a bad name around town. All right. He said he's gone to the monster before. I mean, he's literally copying your life. Oh, God. This is just a bad look for us at the radio station. It certainly is, but we don't need any of this. I mean, I don't know. It's my reputation. He's ruining. I know, and the interesting part is, so I decided to call him, and he is telling me that he's Uncle Johnny. Like, you know, you know, I'll put you on hold and you can listen in. But I want you to hear what this guy sounds like. You know, he... I have a stalker? Hold on. He doesn't know that I'm talking to you, so... Hey Uncle Johnny, I'm sorry. Elvis was a little busy. I'm sorry about that. Hello, lady.

Hey, what's going on?

So you're telling me that I should come out and have a drink with you. Yes. And, you know, I want to get back into the studio. And, you know, I get some more cocktails to make. Maybe we could do it Monday. You could have me back and we could make something. Uh, hello, hello. Uh, hello. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello, would you like to, uh, like me to come with you? Uh, are you? This is Uncle Johnny. Would you like me to come with you? No, this is Uncle John. No, no, John. You're talking to the real one now. No, no, no. Hello? Hello? Hello. Hey, anyways, you're not me, and I could tell. I'm dying to see you. Yes, I'll meet you. Yeah, where do you want to meet? You and I could, you could come out and visit me at the Cherry's on the Bay on Fire Island. I, I'd set you up with a beautiful drink. Yes. He's completely phony.

Boy, he's copying everything as I do.

What are you crazy?

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