Uncle Eli Talks, Dating Older Women, Weird Nigerian Traditions & Hiding Your Partner From Socials
COCKTAILS AND TAKEAWAYS
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4.8 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2024
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Summary
Happy Sibling day Bad boys and girls! In this episode Madame Joyce catches up with her brother Uncle Eli! In this episode Uncle Eli clears age rumours, discusses expectations when dating, his modelling career and more!
Other Topics Discussed:
Most promiscuous countries in the world, Londoners being the Loneliest in the UK, showering once a week, Growing up in a west African home and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Mm, picnic. What does one take to a picnic? Crisps, dips, sausage rolls. No, come on, think outside the box. |
| 0:11.2 | Mm, napkins? What are you, the mum? No, something a bit more exciting. Something like, I'll have those red scratch cards, please. |
| 0:23.5 | Add some play with National Lottery Scratch cards. |
| 0:27.2 | Search dream big, play small, rules and procedures apply. |
| 0:29.1 | Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | By the way, the streets are saying that you're 45. |
| 0:34.6 | Oh! |
| 0:36.7 | Sometimes when it's over and like they break up or something, it's like, yes. |
| 0:41.9 | Do you come see? |
| 0:43.0 | Because it's like, oh my God, stop doing this. |
| 0:46.7 | This is about three years ago we're talking. |
| 0:49.2 | Guys, there's a picture here. |
| 0:50.7 | Oh, my life, we're not doing this. |
| 0:52.0 | On my life, we're not doing this. |
| 1:06.2 | Okay. picture here. On my life, we're not doing this. On my life, we're not doing this. What is good, my good people? |
| 1:08.0 | It's your girl, Madam Joyce in the Bizzle. |
| 1:10.0 | Back again, tell a friend it's |
| 1:11.6 | been another week long time no speak or should i say two weeks i've been off oops um i want to |
| 1:17.1 | apologize because we had no episode um last week because i was on holiday so please give me a break |
| 1:24.5 | and you know what's so funny i remember a couple weeks ago somebody said in the |
| 1:27.8 | comments joyce has been so consistent i'm scared that she's going to take another break and you know what |
| 1:35.2 | i don't understand why people were praying for my doubt for but your prayers were answered because i |
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