Umbrellas: The Magic Invention of the Sculptress
Forever Ago
Lemonada Media
4.4 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2018
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Excuse me, excuse me, Madame Mode. Can I ask you a few questions about your newest |
| 0:06.6 | collection, Downpour? Oh, we, but of course. What do you want to know, darling? |
| 0:13.2 | What was your inspiration? We saw color. We saw shape. We saw a lot of umbrellas. |
| 0:21.1 | Oh, said story. One time I went to a, how do you say, a amusement park and I stood in front |
| 0:30.1 | of a water ride, yes? The ride comes down this slide. Dup, dup, dup and suddenly I am all |
| 0:36.4 | wet. So I said to myself, Mode, you need to stop this madness, this sadness, this wet clothing |
| 0:46.0 | maze. Well, your news collection certainly tries to solve this curry problem. Yes, well, |
| 0:53.4 | I say, why be cold without an umbrella? Why not make your clothing the umbrella? Yes, |
| 1:01.0 | tonight we saw an umbrella watch, umbrella shoes, umbrella belt buckle, umbrella backpack, |
| 1:07.4 | umbrella knee pads, umbrella shoulder pads, but what about your head? Your aid. Well, I |
| 1:15.0 | didn't. Oh, no. I just think. So, Claire, I cannot believe I forgot to include an umbrella |
| 1:22.6 | hat. Launch plan L. Plan L? I have dozens of umbrella hat ideas. |
| 1:29.0 | Ah, Mond, yeah. Why didn't I think to include them in my epic fashion show? I am ruined. |
| 1:35.2 | Oh, no. What's that? We release dozens of lizards into the audience to distract from |
| 1:41.5 | the lack of an umbrella hat. I think I should go umbrella hat. I'm Joy Dolo and this is forever |
| 2:00.7 | ago, the show where we start at the beginning. Every episode we dive deep into the history |
| 2:06.5 | of one thing. And today is all about my favorite dome shaped water repellent fold up a |
| 2:12.2 | bowl fashion accessory. Hey, K, umbrellas. Yes, and this is my co-host for the day, Bella. |
| 2:18.0 | Hi. Hello. Rain or shine, it's good to have an umbrella handy. You never know when you |
| 2:23.8 | might get caught in a downpour. Or maybe you just want to break from the sun. Today, we're |
| 2:29.0 | going to travel back in time to learn about the origin of the umbrella. But first, I want |
| 2:33.8 | to hear a little more about you, Bella. So are you the type of person that keeps an umbrella |
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