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🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Law Offices of Premeditated. |
| 0:21.1 | I'm Neil. That's Graham. We are the judge, jury, and executioner of all your pettiest social crimes. We're exhausted by the brazen disregard of etiquette these days. We've decided to fight back. Each week, our guest and producers surprises with heinous social laws. Cases such as... Driving speed in the left lane? App for nail trimming we improvised the crime and progress |
| 0:22.8 | we gauge the severity of the crime |
| 0:24.9 | and come up with zany penalties for the criminals |
| 0:27.0 | new premeditated episodes every Tuesday |
| 0:29.1 | on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts |
| 0:31.8 | still are to throw some shade |
| 0:36.0 | kiki with the gaze. |
| 0:37.9 | It's time to drag her. |
| 0:40.7 | Time to drag her. |
| 0:43.6 | Drag her. |
| 0:49.6 | What are you drinking out of? |
| 0:52.3 | What are you drinking out of? |
| 0:54.0 | A bottle. |
| 0:55.0 | It's my Naljean bottle. |
| 0:57.1 | From the Bird Collective. |
| 0:59.0 | Follow Bird Collective on Instagram at the Bird Collective. |
| 1:02.8 | What do they do? |
| 1:05.5 | They're a collective that protects bird wildlife in Los Angeles. |
| 1:10.2 | They're a really cool organization. And I love them so. This hat is also from Bird Collective. Their merch is off the chain. Well, I just think it's where they're drinking out of plastic. I just think that's kind of weird. Interesting. I think that's weird. Even for good cause as like bird preservation. No, I think that's not my problem. My problem is the plastic. That's not your'm, that's not my problem. My problem is the plastic. |
| 1:28.4 | That's not your problem. |
| 1:29.7 | That's not my problem. My problem is the plastic. I just think it's kind of annoying. You always like drinking out of plastic. You heard it here first, folks. People don't drink out of plastic. Mano don't like the birds. People don't. Mano don't like the birds. Bitch, I said, |
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