Welcome back on this great Monday, the 23rd of May 2022.

I am right up in your face.

I don't know why they zoom me in this way, but they certainly did.

Hello, everyone.

I am merely one half of your hosting duo on morning combat, the best God damn podcast

there is, which is not true, but I'm going to say it just the same.

I am Luke Thomas.

I join you from the capital of Estatus and Nidus right here in Washington, D.C.

Join by my, he was read like a lobster on, you know, he was read lobster on Friday.

Today he's more beef and cheddar arbise.

He's the vice-roy of Connecticut.

It's Brian Campbell.

Hello, Luke Thomas, great to be back doing the, the thing Luke, that makes me feel the

most happy.

You know, I mean, you know, short of my real life, right?

Like the things that really matter to me, but in this fake world, the fake bullshit,

doing the show, Luke, I mean, it just feels great, right?

You know?

Let me say this, B.C.

Let me ask you this, if you, if what, what, what fast food item embodies you most, right?

I was calling you red lobster Friday today, you know, more beef and cheddar arbise.

Like what, what, what represent that like Arby's Taco Bell, but like what, what piece of order?

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