It is Monday, the 8th of August, 2022, and the king is dead long live the king.

Hi, everybody. It's time for morning combat. I am merely one half of your unbelievably

piece of shit washed host duo. It's lit Thomas. I join you from the capital of Estados

who need us here in Washington. You see, I mean, could I look like I've been in the trunk

of a car the last 48 hours more? I don't think so. But the man who is to my left, the right

of your screen, he is fresh off of Vakasionis. It's Brian Campbell, the king of the king of

IBC. Welcome back, buddy. Thank you for welcoming me back, Luke. I'm happy to be here. I was

happy to unplug for a week. I know the fans did not like that. I got a little rock lobster

here. Quit. Pro tip, Luke, don't take a Caribbean cruise in the summer unless you want to

sweat and complain the whole time. But outside of that, good times, great oldies. We have

to drink package this time for the first time, Luke, to try to see if it's worth it. So

I drink a lot. And that's not always like a pretty sight, you know what I mean? What

is the drink package offer you? Like everywhere you go, you can just have drinks. Well, there's

tears to it. There's a mid-level package, which allows you to drink any. The only thing

you get for free, drink-wise is water, shitty coffee, and like non-flavored iced tea. So

if you go to the next level, you get, you get good coffee and soda. And then you go to

the next level. It's all you can drink except for the top shelf bar. So we, I went full.

I went full-monte this time, but I did. I broke even. I drank enough to break even.

But did I really break even? Luke or did I lose in the end? That's really what my family

and my liver are going to ask themselves after this, you know.

Did you see any cool sights? Any vacation standouts to you? I did the water park at Atlantis

and the Bahamas, very famous Luke. It's legit. It's intense. It's great. And I spent

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