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Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.5	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it is my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.8	And the subject is, he's not used to the real thing.
0:14.6	All right.
0:15.0	We'll get into that and find out what that's all about in just a few.
0:18.2	Wait till you hear this one.
0:19.8	But right now, he is here the nephew
0:22.5	fresh off of still celebrating his birthday with today's prank phone call nephew what you got
0:30.1	i'm celebrating to the end of may just to let y'all know hey hey hey hey hey man dog you're too
0:36.6	off for this.
0:38.3	What? What?
0:39.3	I'm going to the end of May, though.
0:40.5	What?
0:40.8	No, don't, don't, you're 57 years old. You don't, you don't do that number. You ain't got, you got family and stuff to raise. Who don't say it? You got a family and stuff to raise. You ain't got time.
0:34.1	I don't know a damn birthday to the end of May.
0:36.6	Get your little day in and get it over with.
0:38.4	Hope you get to the next one.
0:39.5	That's what you need to be doing right now.
0:41.8	Wow. So he needs to phone going to get to B-58. It's sitting up in here coming in late to work. They ain't got no reason to be late. 57 years ago. I'd have a reason. I was celebrating. What? I mean, but. Tommy, you was here yesterday, fool. Today, Tuesday, Tommy. I'm, I'm...
0:54.5	What? have a reason. I was celebrating. What, I mean, but... Tommy, you was here yesterday, fool.
1:12.5	Today, Tuesday, Tommy.
1:14.1	I'm...
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