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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2025
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Officers Chris and Sam from the Bloomington Police Department. Vandalizing vehicles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a dildo to the face. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, February 13, 2025.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast listeners, Dana here. |
| 0:01.9 | Kind of let you guys in a little secret, you know, just between us. |
| 0:04.5 | We like all of you much, much more than the folks that listen live. |
| 0:08.0 | But no matter how, when, or where you check out the Ham's podcast, we got to give thanks to our friends at Standard Heating for making it all possible. |
| 0:14.6 | It's been a pretty tame winter so far, but we know well enough that we're not out of the woods yet. So hit up standard heating.com to get them out to your house |
| 0:21.0 | to make sure your furnace is tuned up to do all the furnacy types of things it's supposed to do. |
| 0:25.5 | I'm still learning the lingo. |
| 0:26.8 | Make that appointment today. |
| 0:28.2 | Become a smart club member like me. |
| 0:30.0 | That's standard heating.com. |
| 0:31.5 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:32.8 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:36.8 | Ninety-three Air. |
| 0:38.3 | What's Valentine's Day? |
| 0:40.3 | Oh, it's only the best day of the year. |
| 0:43.3 | Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and her boyfriends at home, |
| 0:47.3 | and we just come and kick it breakfast style. |
| 0:50.3 | Ladies, celebrating ladies. |
| 0:52.3 | It's like Lilith Fair, minus the angst, plus frittatas. |
| 1:01.0 | Yes, happy Galentine's Day, whatever that means. |
| 1:04.6 | And we welcome your ass to the 93-X-half-ass morning show. |
| 1:08.7 | So tonight's tonight that all the gals get together and trash talk their dudes. |
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