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Beyond Yacht Rock 2000

Two Olives into a Four Olive Martini - Yacht or Nyacht, Vol. 41

Beyond Yacht Rock 2000

Dixon Denim Cutoffs, LLC

Music, Music Commentary

4.9936 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Hot Chocalate on a Three-Dog night? No thank you! The guys rate songs on the Yachtski Scale.

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This one's written by Scott Street.

0:08.0

Wait, say it's sexier.

0:10.0

It's written by Scott's tweet.

0:11.0

Scott's been giving me a hard time on Twitter lately. What's he giving me a hard time on Twitter lately.

0:13.4

What's he giving you a hard time?

0:15.0

Well, because on the...

0:15.9

Sexy hard time.

0:16.9

On a recent yachrony out today, I put Richard Simmons firmly on the boat

0:21.9

with a very sloppily sung song and then criticized

0:24.7

Rupert Holmes singing as sloppy and for a reason to not put him on the boat was

0:31.4

Scott Sweet doesn't realize is this whole thing we're doing is dumb.

0:35.0

Yeah, it's true.

0:37.0

Also, you would expect Richard Simmons to sing sloppy,

0:42.0

but Rupert Holmes is a professional singer and should be less

0:45.3

sloppy exactly also have you heard jadee's number ones on the actual shows the ridiculous

0:52.1

that's true.

0:54.0

But Richard Simmons' song without any singing was Yat Rock.

0:58.0

Yeah. Him singing on it, put it down slightly.

1:01.0

Yeah, like maybe seven to ten points

1:03.4

Rupert Holmes might have been yacht rock and then his dumb lyrics and dumb singing

1:09.3

made it not yeah yeah the phone beeps and answering machine tones didn't help either that song was a fucking turd

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