Two Mass Shootings in Two Days | Eva Longoria
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2019
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:05.0 | August 5, 2019. |
| 0:08.0 | From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York. |
| 0:12.0 | This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition. |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show, everybody. |
| 0:33.0 | Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm Trevor Noah. Our guest tonight is one of the stars in the new movie Dora and the lost city of gold. |
| 0:40.0 | Even Longorrias joining us, everybody! |
| 0:44.0 | Also, on tonight's show, humans can officially fly. |
| 0:48.0 | Wild animals prefer hip hop, and of course we have to talk about the mass shootings that took place this weekend. |
| 0:54.0 | Now, we're not going to solve America's gun problems in half an hour, but we'll probably do more than Congress. |
| 0:59.0 | So, before we get into that, let's catch up on today's headlines. |
| 1:06.0 | Let's kick it off with something cool. |
| 1:08.0 | It's just the beginning of time. Human beings have asked two questions. |
| 1:12.0 | Is it okay if our pets see us masturbating and can we fly? |
| 1:18.0 | Now, we'll never know the answers to the first, but the second might now be a yes. |
| 1:22.0 | A French inventor has successfully flown his hoverboard across the English Channel. |
| 1:28.0 | Frankie Zapata, sword from France to England on his jet-powered board. |
| 1:33.0 | The 22-mile trip took 22 minutes, including a refueling stop. |
| 1:37.0 | His first attempt, 10 days earlier, was unsuccessful after he failed to land on a refueling platform. |
| 1:43.0 | After it was over, an emotional Zapata described his feet as an amazing moment saying, |
| 1:48.0 | quote, my dream came true. |
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