I'm so confused and so overwhelmed by this situation right now.

I'm just internally freaking out so much because I've been hiding the secret of my affair for a while.

I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you the truth.

I've been hoping and praying this secret would never come out. It's the biggest

mistake I've ever made in my own. Come these dances and come these sinners.

Hallelujah.

You guys were back for season three of Secret Lives and Mormon Wives out on Hulu.

As we speak, all episodes are out. I am going to just start because I had to

watch it, you know. I had to get a little taste of my girls. I had to, you know, get my own little

swig, if you will, of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. And so I decided what better way to do that than by recapping the very first premiere episode.

I just like feel so at peace.

How I'm going to be recapping the rest of these episodes, I'm not sure.

Only time will tell. But here we are today.

We got to get into it because so much happened, despite the fact that, like, we had like only half of the roster, maybe even less than that.

Come these things and come these sinners. Let's get into it, y'all.

So we have a new intro, and I love them.

I love the intro.

I feel like we started with what?

What do we start with?

Just like the ladies in a field holding hands, wearing those blue long coats.

And then last season, we got them in the water, come out of a lake in like white dresses. And there was a blue situation going on. And now we're still in the white

dresses. We're incorporating everything. We have blue jack, blue, the blue's back. We got blue

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