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Am I the Jerk?

Two Karen's try and STEAL MY TABLE at a coffee shop... DEMANDING that THEY DESERVE IT MORE

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

Two entitled old Karen's demand that I move my table so that they can sit there instead of me, complaining that the other tables were in the sun. And despite the fact that I had my schoolwork all laid out on this table, and that I'd been there for almost an hour, these two Karen's were refusing to take no for an answer, resulting in me having to shut them down right then and there. Here's what happened. So this happened earlier today,

0:21.2

and I still can't believe it. I had an exam at my university, but before that, I had a class that left me

0:26.5

with about two and a half hours of free time. So I decided to head to a coffee shop nearby to do some

0:31.4

last minute studying. It's a spot where a lot of students go to study with their laptops, and

0:35.6

usually you don't really see anyone there

0:37.8

over 30 since it's literally right across my university. The weather was nice, so I decided to sit

0:43.1

outside. It was around 1.30 p.m., so the place was pretty empty. Plenty of open tables, both

0:48.5

outside and inside. I ordered my coffee and started studying my notes spread out. And about 45 minutes later, I noticed two older women, probably around 75 to 78 years old,

0:59.2

looking at me and glancing around the coffee shop.

1:01.8

It was a bit odd, but I didn't think much of it at first.

1:04.7

They sat down at a table, but then they got up and started walking towards me, which felt

1:09.1

even weirder.

1:10.1

I figured maybe they wanted an extra

1:11.8

chair from my table, but no. They came up to me and asked if they could sit at my table. Now, I was

1:17.4

confused and told them that there were plenty of empty tables around, including one right next to

1:22.0

mine. But they said to me, no, we want to sit at this table because the other tables are in the

1:26.4

sun, and we don't want to sit there. And it really took me a second to process this. Were they really expecting me to move so they could have my table? Especially while I was clearly studying with my notes and everything laid out. I told them again that there were plenty of other tables available, and that I didn't understand why they wanted mine. But they kept insisting, um, can we sit here? And at this point, I wasn't sure why they wanted mine but they kept insisting

1:44.6

um can we sit here and at this point I wasn't sure if they wanted to sit with me or if

1:49.1

they expected me to leave but either way I said no you can't and then I went back to my

1:53.9

work well when I said that they looked so offended as if I had somehow

1:58.0

personally insulted them after that they went to the waitress and started

2:01.6

complaining about the situation. But obviously, there wasn't much the waitress could do.

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