Two Grown Men Run Headfirst Into Each Other & Other Totally Normal Society Stuff
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily dose of chaos pretending to be a radio program. This funny podcast starts exactly how you’d expect — microphones not working, Scott dressed like Austin Powers, and Rizz questioning every life choice that led him here. So yeah, we’re off to a strong start.
We kick things off with Rizz discovering his new favorite “sport,” and by sport we mean two massive humans sprinting at each other full speed with no ball, no pads, and absolutely no plan for their future brain health. It’s called Run It Straight (or Run Nation Championship, depending on how awake we are), and it’s basically football without the football — just pure collision and vibes. Doctors are horrified. The internet? Fully locked in. Is this the future of entertainment, or the prequel to Idiocracy? We debate responsibly while absolutely watching every clip.
Then things get wholesome… sort of. A toddler in Webster Groves manages to crawl INTO a claw machine at a soccer complex and just chills there like he’s on vacation. Emergency responders panic. The kid? Surrounded by stuffed animals, thriving. Honestly, respect. We crown him a legend and question how this doesn’t happen daily.
The mood shifts hard when we cover a disturbing local animal abuse case, and Swamp Court is officially called into session. Rafe delivers justice the only way Swamp Court knows how, and yes, it involves wildlife. We get serious, we get angry, and we all agree: protect animals at all costs.
Then somehow — SOMEHOW — we land in Maryland, where a paramedic allegedly peed in everything at work. Chili. Coffee creamer. Ice machine. Chapstick. Keyboard. Why? Content. Literally. He filmed it. For money. Congratulations, you now trust nothing in your workplace.
From there, we debate whether mooning should be legal again (spoiler: it should), break down proper mooning form like it’s an Olympic sport, and uncover legal precedents defending butt-based free speech. This funny podcast truly asks the important questions: Is mooning art? Is 75% crack acceptable? And did society collapse when we stopped showing cheeks?
We also hit National Flannel Day, Red Tuesday (aka the most common breakup day of the year), coworkers who deserve jail time for printer crimes, and the terrifying realization that toddlers are just drunk adults with better balance.
If you like funny podcast chaos, weird news, uncomfortable truths, and a group of adults arguing about butts like it’s Congress, congratulations — you’re home.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:01.3 | H. |
| 0:02.6 | Hey! |
| 0:04.3 | Oh, Raph, a little early. |
| 0:06.8 | A little early for you. |
| 0:09.6 | Is my microphone on? |
| 0:10.8 | It is not. |
| 0:12.1 | What happened? |
| 0:12.7 | My head coach. |
| 0:13.6 | There we go. |
| 0:14.7 | Where are you? |
| 0:15.5 | No, my microphone was not in what we call program. |
| 0:20.2 | Oh. |
| 0:37.5 | It's going to be one of those days. Because buttons are being pushed. People are pushing buttons and not putting things back. Right, baby. It's fine. It's fine. We're off to a great start, guys. It's Tuesday. Scotch dresses Austin Powers. That's right. Is this something that needs to be acknowledged all the time? No. |
| 0:38.0 | Okay. |
| 0:38.8 | Just keep it real. I will. Two weeks? Yeah, just two weeks of it. It'll go by real quick. I'm going to get used to it. You know, I'm already used to it. All right, perfect. This was you losing a bet with Clownvis? Yeah, yeah. The national anthem went a little too quick. |
| 0:54.7 | Oh, you bet on the national anthem. |
| 0:56.2 | That's right. |
| 0:57.0 | Okay. |
| 0:57.3 | But I heard on the Woody show, they said it went over that, so I don't know. Well, the official number is... What was the official number? 118 something? Yeah, Clonvus had 117 point, blah, blah, blah. That's what I looked online and I said the same thing. Okay, well, that's too bad. You look great, though. Thank you. Oh, man. Dragging a little ass today. It's fine. Why? I was up late last night. My son had a hockey game, and I was like, I'll go. It's a 750 start, right? Whoa. Yeah, that's no. Dad of the year. Dad of the year, huh? Oh, you're the best. Did they win? |
| 1:30.4 | They did. |
| 1:31.0 | Good. It's a $750 start, right? Wow. Yeah, that's no... Dad of the year. |
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