Oh, to be a fly.

Come and be a fly, oh.

Hello there!

Our house is a mess.

Come on in!

To be more specific, our house is actually a tool shed.

So come in and get drilled and screwed over.

I'm your neighborhood friendly black girl Amber, and I'm your meaty hamburger bend.

We love a hamburger bed and welcome to fly on the wildland.

We're here to share our stories of dating, parenting, and what happens when you record

it all for the world to see.

Before we jump right in, we always and forever want to thank those of you who support us on

Patreon, aka the Country Club.

You actually posted a video there recently.

I did.

Yeah, check it out.

Wild is shirtless, and because there's a lot of pedophiles in the world, Amber did not

feel like publishing that on TikTok, so it's just heard.

There's no pedophiles exist on Patreon.

Yeah, I mean, at least if the pedophiles commit, they're paying, they're paying pedals.

This is a great way to kick off our show.

No, basically, you know, public, it's not public, it's more private, so it's not running

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