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Turtle Races & Selfish Punishments To Give Our Children - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Comedy, Improv

4.97.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Spit Hit for Oct 17th, 2024: On this episode, find out what unflattering word Mike uses to describe Andy’s appearance. We also discuss desirable animal defensive mechanisms, stair mules, and magic wallets. After sharing some crazy real-life news headlines, we close it down with a draft of selfish punishments to give our children. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: x.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

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0:00.0

Today's show is sponsored by our friends at Green Light. As your kids get older, some things about

0:06.1

parenting get easier. You know, they can clean up after themselves. You can reason with them,

0:11.6

but some other things do come up. Like having the conversation

0:16.0

about money. The fact is kids won't really know how to manage their money

0:20.0

until they're actually in charge of it. That's where Green Light can help.

0:24.2

Green Light is a debit card and a money app made for families.

0:28.1

Parents can send money to their kids, keep an eye on kids spending and saving while kids and teens build money

0:34.4

confidence and lifelong financial literacy skills. With the Greenlight

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app kids learn how to save, invest, and spend wisely thanks to games that teach money skills in a fun, accessible way.

0:47.6

My family has had green light forever.

0:50.0

I love the chores feature.

0:51.8

I set them up with the chores and it's like hey is the

0:55.0

chore done yeah just click the button and then that's going to add to the allowance

0:58.6

that they get at the end of the week they don't do the chores they don't get the

1:01.6

money it's that easy It really does help manage

1:04.4

the money and teach the kids about it. Sign up for green light today at greenlight.

1:09.3

That's greenlight.com slash ballers. That's green light.com slash ballers to try green light today green light

1:15.4

dot com slash ballers What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

1:33.4

It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason.

1:38.0

A beep, boop, that teapepa to doodle the poop.

1:47.0

That was a full poop. It was.

1:48.0

I ended with the explosion on that poop.

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