Turtle Races & Selfish Punishments To Give Our Children - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, find out what unflattering word Mike uses to describe Andy’s appearance. We also discuss desirable animal defensive mechanisms, stair mules, and magic wallets. After sharing some crazy real-life news headlines, we close it down with a draft of selfish punishments to give our children. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:15.9	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:21.9	A beep-bop, poop dotet pap-toodle the poop.
0:28.5	That was a full poop.
0:30.0	It was.
0:30.7	I ended with the plosion on that poop.
0:35.1	Poop.
0:37.9	Cleaner.
0:38.9	Our strongest entry yet.
0:42.3	I was just a cleaner ending than some of Jason's in the past.
0:46.0	Well, not really.
0:47.5	Not really cleaner, I guess.
0:48.5	Yeah.
0:49.4	Poop is one of the least clean things.
0:53.1	There is no clean poop. Is that fair? That is very fair. Well, no. There is no clean poop.
0:54.4	Is that fair?
0:55.2	That is very fair.
0:56.3	Well, no.
0:57.4	So, let's discuss.
0:59.3	I mean, this is the important.
1:01.0	There is a clean poop, but it's not the poop that is clean.
1:04.2	It's when you have one of those poops.
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