Ladies and gentlemen, Harman Town is once again in session.

We got a good evening for you tonight, everybody.

Won't you please welcome the mayor of Harman Town, Dan Harman.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, grandmaster, grandmaster of rap, grandmaster, not going to rap about dicks or asser,

going to rap about real things, sophisticated rap, real things, nothing of links, rap, rap, rap, rap, not going to rap about dicks or balls,

not going to rhyme it with diagonal balls, not going to rap about bugs and nuts, not going to do it, but it's hard.

Just give me a second.

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, that really wasn't fair to you.

First of all, welcome everybody to Nerdmeltz, welcome one and all.

Thank you for coming, thank you for listening.

Dan, that wasn't really fair because I was just trying our new theme song for the tour.

That's our new, we're doing all unlicensed music, it's all our own music.

Yeah, so do you want to start off with the proper rap beat?

I have a selection of three unlicensed, totally our own, rap beats.

And I feel that it's only fair for the audience to know that this is the first Harman Town where you are not drinking.

That's true too, you can probably already tell.

Yeah, listen, if it goes...

I will clear this theater.

If it goes poorly, I'll bail, but I'm this cleanse with Aaron.

She's my girlfriend, I love her, I do things out of support for her, and also if she's not eating, I won't be fed anyway.

So she's doing this four day cleanse where we drink these green gooey things and you don't drink liquor on them.

If the show starts going poorly, I promise I'll just collapse into the bottle, but I want to deceive for the sake of science.

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