Turns Out, Sometimes There IS a Monster Under the Bed | No Suck Saturday #038
The A.M. Update
Aaron McIntire
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🗓️ 5 April 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to No Sucks Saturday on the AOMO Meat. |
| 0:10.6 | Well, we are back yet again for No Sucks Saturday. |
| 0:18.8 | Hopefully the suckitude, if it is a sucky news cycle, it goes to die. |
| 0:23.5 | I'm Aaron, joined as always by my beautiful wife, Bella. |
| 0:27.4 | Bella, how are you? |
| 0:28.6 | Doing pretty good. |
| 0:29.4 | How are you? |
| 0:30.0 | I'm doing well, ready to get things going yet again with five stories. |
| 0:34.0 | We think objectively do not suck. |
| 0:36.2 | Five stories that will hopefully get your weekend off to a good start. |
| 0:41.7 | We'll begin with this one in Kansas. |
| 0:44.0 | Talked about this briefly last Friday on the AM update. |
| 0:48.5 | Asker Tell Me Anything edition about this black mass that was purportedly going down at the Kansas State Capitol on Friday of last week. |
| 0:59.6 | This satanic group got together, said, hey, we're going to hold a black mass at the Kansas State Capitol. |
| 1:06.4 | Kansas's Democrat governor actually told them and warned them, you better not hold this inside |
| 1:12.0 | the Capitol. Don't do that. The group said that they were going to do it inside the Capitol |
| 1:16.5 | anyway. Well, they weren't able to get inside the Capitol, but they did try to perform the satanic |
| 1:21.9 | upside-down version of a traditional Catholic Mass. By the way, the Kansas State Capitol |
| 1:27.1 | building right across the street from a Catholic |
| 1:29.4 | Church. |
| 1:30.5 | So this guy, this weirdo, this total loser, gets up there from the Satanist group, starts to |
| 1:36.4 | hold this fictitious black mass. |
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