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Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Turning the Paige: Part 1 (with Alison Leiby)

Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah Galli

Tv & Film

4.4 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Sarah boards a Jitney to the Hamptons, armed with a 6-pack of Loverboy and a map to the house drawn by Jesse himself. After following a path for miles she realizes she's actually landed in an alternate space and time somewhere in Charleston, where she's greeted by Bailee, Gaston, and a variety of Summer House and Southern Charm tertiary characters. She realizes this is a sign from the good lord above - Michael the butler, RIP - to unpack Summer House and Southern Charm with her Bravo pal and Kyle Cooke translator, Alison Leiby (writer, comedian, and co-host of the pod "Ruined"). They settle into the cloff for an epic two-part spectacular. On part 1: Shep's anger about ambition and Paige's role during filming, Craig's "growth" at the cost of interpersonal dynamics, Austen Kroll, season MVP (?), a dramatic reading of Shep's freckled text, the end-of-finale shock reveal about JT and Venita, Whitney's butterfly era, and the Bravoleb battle from casts 'representing' Craig and Paige. From freckled lips to Sarah's cackle, the color commentary abounds - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 653! Part 1! Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza: Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members.  NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy.  Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible. To achieve this future, we must stand together as a united front: Jewish and Palestinian, secular and religious, Mizrahi and Ashkenazi, rural and urban, and people of all genders and sexual orientations. As the largest Jewish-Arab grassroots movement in Israel, we are committed to creating an alternative to our existing reality and building the political strength to make this transformation possible.  Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred. Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Terms and conditions apply. You can only turn spiritually mid-20s plus once, and I remain ageless by Ramona.

0:42.8

I may live alone, but I don't sleep alone, because I have a cat.

0:48.7

I was like, are we about, am I once going to reveal that you haven't told me?

0:52.8

Nope, there's a little 15-pound furry man sleeps right up against me every single night and it's the best

0:58.8

way to sleep without a human. I have to say, is it, is it technically called a tuxedo cat?

1:04.5

Is that like the name of the cat? Yes, he's a tuxedo cat. He's so fancy. He is the cutest. But like he genuinely, she's about to, yeah. No, he's my phone background. I'm seeing your wallpaper for your phone. Yours is your cat. Mine is Pedro Pascal. I mean, we're the, the man we are each in love with. Can I tell you something? I'm gonna, I'm gonna put out a wish out there, which I usually don't do because I'm

1:28.7

too neurotic and paranoid that I internalize and then I don't actually like do the thing to

1:32.8

achieve the dream and then I just get bitter as I grow younger with age. I just want to put a goal out

1:39.9

there, which is that for a media outlet as an LOL creator, I need to get into some sort of

1:50.0

press in advance of Pedro Pascal's new romantic comedy, the name of which I just forgot,

1:56.6

with What's Her Face, Dakota Johnson, who I obsessed with. I do really like her. I love her.

2:02.4

And one of the Chris's, he has a new movie. The trailer came out. The movie is materialists.

2:08.8

The director, Celine Song. Yes. Who's fucking incredible. Yeah. It looks so good. It looks so good. People

2:16.0

are tagging me in the like fan edit things.

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