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Basketball Illuminati

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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The regular season is over, but the Lakers are still attempting to control the narrative. Basketball Illuminati won't let it happen. On this week's episode, we'll unveil what's really going on in this Raptors-Sixers matchup -- the Medical Series between Doc and Nurse that promises to get bloody. Speaking of medicals, Tom Did His Own Research on NBA star absences and Amin proposes "a great solution" for commissioner Adam Silver. We bring in Truth-teller and injury guru Jeff Stotts of the In Street Clothes podcast to share intel about the biggest injuries in the NBA and when those players might be back. Last but not least, Amin shares a most Inconvenient Truth about Magic Johnson. Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

0:10.9

Mays and me, did you see LeBron James' exit interview about why he didn't chase the scoring title?

0:16.9

I'm not being out there playing, just being playing me to this game,

0:19.6

trying to win this scoring title. That's so beneath me. And why am I in my career?

0:23.5

If I've been played enough games, a qualifying period in the beginning, then I would take care of myself.

0:30.6

But once we were eliminated from contention and knowing my angle of situation,

0:37.6

but me going out there and playing games that don't mean you think from myself personally or

0:43.6

for this franchise. I mean, I want to take another and away from the guys that went out and

0:47.4

did what they did when these last two games that the younger guys, they played great basketball

0:53.9

from 19 years in and going out through scoring title when you're not making the postseason as the

0:59.6

most wackest thing ever. Hindsight is 2020, man. No, it's 2022. Mays, you know what happened there, right?

1:08.4

There's our little podcast, little basketball Luminati on his Wednesday morning drop.

1:13.6

You know, LeBron has like three phones and he's like following everything. As you know, part of his

1:18.0

photographic memories is the ability to process information that helps him on the court, but also

1:22.8

helps him process all the sound and all the content out there that's about him. And you know,

1:28.3

basketball Luminati, which I don't know if people know this yet, but we are steadily rising

1:32.0

up to Levittar charts as the most popular property outside of the main show. It's no surprise

1:39.5

that LeBron, you know, subscriber. Tell you what LeBron, I'll send you a t-shirt. Just give me

1:43.9

what size on me. The wackest thing ever, he calls it, is playing in games when you're eliminated from

1:49.7

the playoffs. Wackest thing ever. I mean, Tom, it's pretty wack. Okay. Wait, really, you think he

1:57.6

listened to Luminati or do you think it's more likely that he saw that Joel and B dropped 45

2:03.9

points on Tuesday night and was like, yeah, I'm done. I can't do that. I'm out. That was the

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