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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Tuesday Teaser - Pray for Heart Attack Doug! Drama in the Dopey Nation? Fear of Never Using/Drinking Again with Aurora...

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

00:00 - 01:53 Opening music + Dopey Tuesday intro. Dave introduces Aurora and jokes about not watching The Sopranos. 01:53 - 04:15 They argue about planning and Dave’s last-minute habits. Aurora calls him out for being disorganized. 04:15 - 06:16 Serious shift: Heart Attack Doug had an angioplasty. Discussion about prayer, mortality, and aging. 06:16 - 08:37 Aurora shares lung cancer story about a friend’s husband dying after missed diagnosis. 08:37 - 10:57 They both admit lying to doctors about smoking history. Dave calls it defiance. 10:57 - 13:24 Health anxiety, insurance paranoia, life insurance story, and avoidance of bureaucracy. 13:24 - 15:39 Exercise talk: PT avoidance, bootcamp, Dave considering lifting weights and maybe a marathon. 15:39 - 17:58 Spotify comments: Cameron Crowe, Ray’s missing yearbook, California sober/suboxone, Stephen Curry pronunciation. 17:58 - 20:11 Aurora talks about planning a Europe trip and unexpectedly wanting to drink wine. 20:11 - 21:58 Dave relates with wanting to smoke weed in Humboldt. Discussion of FOMO in sobriety. 21:58 - 23:07 Aurora reframes it: still wants the trip, doesn’t need alcohol, fantasy vs reality. 23:07 - 24:30 Addiction replacement talk: Aurora now obsessed with thrifting, art, antiques. 24:30 - 25:30 Dave talks about purpose and how addiction shifts into other behaviors. 25:30 - 26:30 Teaser setup: – Aurora possibly replacing meetings with shopping/exercise – Dave reacting angrily to a listener 26:30 - End Patreon plug + outro.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Does doping nation need another joke?

0:07.0

Don't they hear enough about smack and fucking blow?

0:16.0

Drugs addiction and dumb shit

0:22.0

It's just so damn lit

0:26.0

It's all they know

0:30.0

They love the show

0:32.6

Hey y'all, it's dopey Tuesday with a brand new show for you

0:44.5

All the trucks and all the dumb shit and many nuanced tissues who wants tissues Dole dopy, dopy, dopy, dope do poe, dope do

1:16.6

Doe, help me, doby, doby, tope do me, tope chob, chob, chobie, chobie, chobie, chob, be chob, chob, ch'iote, chop, ch'iote, ch'iote, ch'bby, chop be chop, ch'piote, ch'b, ch'piote, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b, ch'b dopy, doop. Jop, dopy, dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey, dope.

1:46.7

Hello, and welcome to Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.

1:58.1

And today is Tuesday.

1:59.9

So if you're a Patreon and you want to hear the

2:02.0

whole show you go to dopey patreon at www.com slash dopey podcast and today making her return to the show

2:12.4

is my wonderful friend aur. Welcome back.

2:18.4

Hi.

2:19.6

Hey, Dopey Nation.

2:21.5

What up, Dave?

2:29.2

We were supposed to start our Sopranos show, but Aurora classically indignantly.

2:30.4

Shut up. You didn't watch it.

2:32.0

I didn't watch it because of you.

2:33.4

I fucking text her last night. You're going to watch it. She writes back. Get off my back. That's right. That's right. Oh my God. You know the text that was about to come that I decided not to send. Yeah, good on you. Good decision. Yeah. It was a a real it's one of those crossroads

2:51.3

listen i i you classically are unable to like plan ahead so like just all i need is a like two

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