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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Tuesday Teaser: Heart Attack Doug, Larry’s Funeral & the my blind neglected goldfish

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Timestamp Notes 00:00 Dave welcomes Heart Attack Doug back to Dopey Tuesday 01:00 Doug’s wife still doesn’t know about “Heart Attack Doug” or Dopey 02:00 Dave lists chaotic show topics for the episode 03:45 Dave buys Susan a 3D printer for Christmas 05:45 Dave tells story of family pets including snake Noodle 06:30 Dave’s neglected goldfish story and the dead lobster 08:30 Nora almost finds out one of the goldfish died 09:00 Dave explains how a 3D printer works 10:30 Dave and Susan start printing animals and weird creations 11:30 Crosstalk Larry’s funeral discussion begins 12:00 Dave and Doug arrive at the packed funeral 13:00 The bizarre bird aquarium inside the funeral home 14:30 Dave and Doug debate whether birds or fish have it worse in tanks 15:30 Doug helps an elderly woman get water at the funeral 16:45 Discussion about Larry’s massive turnout and impact 17:40 Larry’s reputation for cross-talking in meetings 18:50 Lesson from Larry’s life and funeral 19:40 Listener email about Facebook banning a Dopey fan 20:00 Listener lists his changing drugs of choice over the years 21:00 Facebook AI flags the post and locks his account 22:00 Dave and Doug talk about social media addiction 23:30 Doug explains quitting Facebook for years 24:30 Doug talks about using YouTube instead of social media 25:30 Doug’s eBay guitar business update 26:30 Dave calls Doug out for working a questionable recovery program 27:15 Dave teases Doug’s explanation on Patreon 28:00 Dave plugs Dopey Zoom and Patreon 29:00 Outro message to Dopey Nation

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Good morning, dopy, doopy on Tuesday, on drugs, addiction and dumb

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Toadip and dumb shit. I am at my dining room table with my friend, Heart Doug welcome back heart attack like you how you

1:30.6

doing and your wife is unaware of your heart attack moniker she knows nothing nothing she doesn't

1:38.8

know anything does she she knows that dopey exists yeah she knows because i always you know go to your shows. That's what she knows. That's what she knows. That's all she knows. So she knows. She doesn't know that you have a whole life where you come here and record these episodes. I hope not. She does or she doesn't? She doesn't. She's not one of us, man. She wouldn't get it. She would not get it.

2:01.6

Right. We get it. Our people get it. The dopey community gets it. She don't get it.

2:06.1

I have to say there was a lot of, I mean a lot. A few people saying that they were huge fans of yours, Doug.

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