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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 10.01.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

*Lazlo's rich! The Lions won which is great and all but Lazlo made out like a bandit!

*Slim won some money sports betting too but he's not allowed to have it.

*What's your favorite simple joy in life?

*Jimmy Carter is the first president to turn 100!

*Pete Rose passed away. Does this mean his "lifetime" ban will come to an end?

*The dock workers are on strike so your Amazon stuff might be late.

*Oasis has announced their North American tour dates but what are the odds that they actually make it that long?

*The VP debate is tonight!!!

*If you were rich, which elite club would you join?

*A man took mushrooms and amputated his own penis. 

*UFOs are real and nobody cares!

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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:12.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill

0:15.0

Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children and I will strike down upon

0:26.7

thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, vengeance upon the the

0:43.0

the church of Lasla has begun

0:49.0

Yo! Yo!

0:50.0

How are you man?

0:51.0

Well, not as good as you. Oh, man, oh man. I love them lions. I'm very very happy for you. How about those lions? I mean, it's a win-win for you because the team looked good and I made a random

1:04.9

bet it was just random and I thought you know I mean you know with a little bit of an educated

1:11.1

guess but random it was not the bet that you

1:13.4

told me to make but it's okay because the bet you told me to make I tried to get

1:18.1

it in and it told me I couldn't make it because I was too close to Missouri we were close

1:21.5

on that one too because it was the

1:23.0

lion's money line and then I said Montgomery and LaPorter for touchdowns. But if you

1:27.6

remember I do I wasn't down I wanted to change I was like LaPorter I think it's we should just do Gibbs and then you're like don't start

1:34.8

second guessing yourself. So I was like you're right and then I put in LaPorter. So I lost those two, but I put in

1:40.5

David Montgomery for the first touchdown and I'm on Ron St. Brown

1:46.0

for the last touchdown.

1:48.0

So I picked the first touchdown in the game and the last touchdown in the game.

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