Tuesday, 08.20.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
Audacy
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2024
⏱️ 104 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
*I have trypophobia but trypophobia doesn't have me.
*It's really starting to feel like football time is almost here. The days getting shorter, the guys getting grayer, and bladders on airplanes are getting emptier.
*A Duck Boat in Boston took the first steps in making up for those Duck Boats in Branson.
*Wearing a helmet while cycling is the smart move, unless you're trying to make friends.
*There's a new docuseries on Peacock about Scott Peterson that none of us have had a chance to see yet, but that doesn't stop us from discussing it at length.
*No one wants to hear they're being sued but some plaintiffs are scarier than others.
*When the con takes more effort than just doing the actual job.
*Overland Park made the list of 10 Happiest Places in America and Slim is bitter.
*The media says America is divided but it turns out we do agree about a few things.
Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the week through |
| 0:16.2 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious einder, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What's going on my friend? |
| 0:51.0 | Nothing, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great no problems good. |
| 0:52.6 | Good glad to hear it. Yeah. How's school and the boys? |
| 0:55.8 | Yeah. How's your mom? She's doing okay. She's home for now. |
| 1:00.2 | So that's good. So yeah. I don't think anybody likes being at the hospital. I mean I say that |
| 1:08.0 | When I had my car accident years and years ago, I remember being in the hospital and being like this is kind of awesome because I had a |
| 1:13.2 | bed watching TV yeah I had a room to myself they gave me a stereo I had the TV and when I had my |
| 1:18.0 | surgery they said like well we'll either let you out you know the next day or we might keep the extra night it's kind of up to you |
| 1:23.7 | and how you're feeling so i had said back then |
| 1:25.8 | i better stay the extra day well what happened was they pushed me down to a room |
| 1:28.8 | right two roommates i was like oh no no this is not what i meant I want to go home when you have the room to yourself |
| 1:34.3 | It can feel you know like a vacation just depending sure I think she was |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.