Tuesday. 05.30.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Yo! How’s it going? Do anything fun this weekend? Lazlo? Did YOU do anything fun this weekend? *Is Slimfast being forced to give up Facebook forever? *There’s a new documentary on max about sororities in Alabama. It’s the closest any of us will get to the college experience and what it’s like to be popular. *The Bud Light protest appears to continue and that could be good news for people like us, cheap beer! *Doomscrolling!! Slim catches us up on the news we missed this weekend and a few stories that clearly aren’t news. So it’s business as usual around here. *Driving around in circles trying to place a sports bet in your car and lying about it to loved ones. Those aren’t signs of a gambling problem, are they? *Thanks for listening. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! What's going on here? |
| 0:50.0 | Not much. How about yourself? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man. Good. How was your weekend? |
| 0:54.0 | Not bad. Long weekend. Did you do anything? |
| 0:57.0 | I went to a couple of royals games. Nothing really. |
| 0:59.0 | You? |
| 1:00.0 | Did you have the boys this weekend? |
| 1:02.0 | I did not. |
| 1:03.0 | Oh, okay. So, would you have a royals game with? |
| 1:06.0 | Front of mind? Why? |
| 1:07.0 | Okay. Was it you? It's been a while. |
| 1:09.0 | No, no, no. We used to get these updates. |
| 1:12.0 | We used to get these updates. I felt like at least once a week. |
| 1:16.0 | Usually on Tuesdays or Wednesdays. No, nothing important. |
| 1:18.0 | It's been a while, so I didn't know that was just something that you decided. |
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