Tuesday, 04.04.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Does Lazlo sit with his ex at the kids' little league games? *Speaking of divorce, what are some things everyone should do before they get married? *You're laying in bed and you're about to fall asleep. Suddenly, that creeping thought moves in and now you're wide awake. What is that thought keeping you up at night? *Doomscrolling!!! Trump, Trump, Trump, and some more Trump. NASA says we're going back to the moon. I can't wait to get Lazlo's reaction. *Kid Rock sucks. What is wrong with people? *How can you tell when someone is actually wealthy? Do you behave differently when you're around wealthy people? I don't have any wealthy friends. What am I doing wrong? *That's a wrap! 1) Thanks for listening! 2) Please tell a friend or two. 3) Please visit our website www.lazlo.church 4) Come chat with us on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 5) Watch us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo 6) Have a great day! See you tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
*Epilogue: Snowcone, throw that shirt away.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlos has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | How's life, man? Really, really good. How about you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man. No problem. Good. I mean, that's why I'm good. You guys are here. We're here. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, look at that, huh? Black t-shirt. Time again. It is. Yeah, I had to rotate pants so that I could wear my black t-shirt. |
| 1:02.0 | Because I was wearing those black pants for like a week and a half. So I don't have enough shirts that aren't black to wear with those pants for more than a week. |
| 1:08.0 | We need to remind people. I need to update my black t-shirts. I was thinking about buying clothes. I probably need to buy clothes. |
| 1:14.0 | But black t-shirts. Well, I have so many. I don't need any of those, I guess. I've got a lot at this point. |
| 1:20.0 | I have a new one, so. Yeah, they do start to fade after all. Some of my older ones are my favorite ones because they fit the best. |
| 1:26.0 | You can buy the same brand and same size. Sometimes the package of shirts is just a little different, you know? |
| 1:30.0 | A little different. We need to tell people about all the problems. Odyssey life. |
| 1:34.0 | If you want to hear conversations like this, why wouldn't you want to hear more of them? |
| 1:37.0 | You missed out on that conversation about restaurants and what Lazar did last night with Snowcon. |
| 1:41.0 | I didn't see you join us on Odyssey live earlier. I wasn't able to join him. I listened. I can tell you what happened. |
| 1:47.0 | They were talking about M. Chatta and you should go there and see her. |
| 1:49.0 | Why were we talking about that? Because he was supposed to go to a show with his mother, his son, and his ex-wife. |
| 1:54.0 | Yeah. Well, good. I wasn't able to join. Well, wait, you just gave it all away. That was all supposed to be Odyssey live. |
| 1:59.0 | You were asking me. That is all the information that I got. I didn't know that you guys were going to dinner. |
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