Tuesday, 02.28.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2023
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
King Charles needs Lazlo's help if he wants to salvage this coronation ceremony. *Would you take your dead wife to an Adele show? *More bs that people need to stop believing. *Everything you never wanted to know about Brian Austin Green and his family drama. *Doomscrolling!! A new study links certain artificial sweeteners with heart problems. More non-TikTok news. Obligatory Alex Murdaugh update. Rupert Murdoch tells us what we already knew. *What the hell is going on with Alabama Basketball? Lazlo explains this confusing story and shares his unpopular opinion on the matter. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visist our website www.lazlo.church for merch and all our links and follow our twitch channel at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! How are you, man? |
| 0:50.0 | I've never been better. How about you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great, man. Good. People on Twitch like your shirt. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh, thank you, Twitch. Appreciate it. |
| 0:57.0 | How do people see us on Twitch? Can we remind them? |
| 1:01.0 | Twitch that TV slash Church of Lasla? |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, go there now. You can see some shirt. |
| 1:05.0 | Momentary lapse, I can't remember. How's life? Good. |
| 1:08.0 | What's the hat? It's an old baseball team. It's nothing. A kid's baseball team. |
| 1:13.0 | Oh, okay, okay. I was like, well, baseball team like Major League team. |
| 1:16.0 | No, no, no, no. |
| 1:18.0 | We've been talking about something. It doesn't matter. |
| 1:21.0 | Oh, but speaking of sports related, I did see something. |
| 1:24.0 | I know it seems like we always start the show talking about sports. |
| 1:27.0 | I guess it's just because I, in the morning when I see news, |
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