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Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Rover could hardly contain his expression during a Mezcal tasting. The Department of Homeland Security says there are 14 supplies you need to have in your home.

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0:00.0	With you for 23 years and counting through good times.
0:05.0	Good job.
0:06.0	Good job.
0:07.0	And bad.
0:08.0	It's gross.
0:09.0	The one constant in your life is Roper's Morning Glory.
0:14.0	You're right in there, douche?
0:20.0	Yeah, I have a hair on my neck and my sweatshirt and it drives crazy.
0:26.6	I had to find it.
0:27.6	Got it.
0:28.6	The shizzing is coming up.
0:30.6	What do you have on the way, do you she?
0:32.6	There is a drink that you can get that's going to cost you $1,000.
0:36.6	I'll tell you why what's in it
0:39.0	that would cost that much i'll have it for you next it means a secret drink you order at a bar
0:45.2	fancy bar you ask the bartender for that and then it comes with a hooker that you get to take
0:50.8	upstairs to the hotel room and screw the hooker that's's the only explanation I can think of for a $1,000 cocktail.
0:58.6	$1,000.
1:01.3	Speaking of cocktails, oh man, let me tell you about something that I just did.
1:06.8	So yesterday, B2 and I, we went to an event and somebody that we kind of know had like an event at a, like an event at their store.
1:21.6	And we took a Waymo there, which was cool.
1:25.7	This is the second time I took a Waymo. And the Waymo,
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