TSS x Cooligans USMNT-Cuba crossover episode, part one
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2019
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Prior to the USA's 7-0 destruction of Cuba (and very much prior to their destruction at the hands of Canada), TSS and The Cooligans sat down in a Washington DC hotel conference room to answer your Twitter questions. Surrounded by strange political caricatures from the mid-1990s, they answer questions like:
1) Which host from the other show would you most want to be stranded on a desert island with?
2) What happens in the Gulliest Derby?
3) Is Carlos Vela one of the 20 best players in the world or is Alexi Lalas just trolling us all once again?
And much much more!
HOW TO LISTEN TO PART TWO:
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. This is Taylor. Before we get to today's extra special crossover episode featuring |
| 0:04.6 | Darrell and myself of The Total Soccer Show, Alexis and Christian of The Cooligans. |
| 0:09.1 | I should note that part one of that is available in this feed. Part two will be available |
| 0:14.2 | in the Cooligan's feed tomorrow. There are, I don't know if there's more expletives, but it |
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| 1:26.2 | And they should then continue to check out today's episode featuring us and the Cooligans. |
| 1:54.9 | Hello and welcome my guys to yet another total soccer show Cooligan's crossover episode. |
| 1:59.8 | Whenever we meet up for any reason, we're sort of tradition and honour bound to do this. |
| 2:02.0 | My name is Daryl Grove. I'm joined us ever by the well-dressed Taylor Rockwell. Hello. Hello. The equally well-dressed |
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