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Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. I hear the music.

It gets me very hype.

I know it's happening.

I know it's coming.

And so we realize it is time for the Joy Reach.

Welcome to the Joy Reach, everybody.

Thanks for tuning in.

The chat is already spicy.

I love the fact that you guys get in early and start chatting. Hello to everybody in the chat. I got my sorrows in the chat. We are almost a Founders Day. So big ups to everyone in DST, but also all of the different D9 fraternities and sororities. Big ups to everyone who, if you're me, find me. Thanks for tuning into the show. We have a big show tonight. We have a lot going on. So I'm not going to, uh, they're not going to wait too long to jump right into it. Other than to say, we have reached 388,000 subscribers on today. Jason, we can get a round of applause for that because it's a big deal. We have been only at this. It's hard to believe for like six months. I have my, I have my retainer in. So if I sound, if I sound Lisbee, that's the reason. And so in a very

short time, we have gotten really, really far. That is unusually fast for a YouTube channel's

growth. So thank you for that. Also, nearly 190,000 on the stack. Big ups to everyone who is watching right now on substack, 190,000 friends over there. The 388,000 who are members over here at YouTube. Also, to everyone who is listening on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast, full podcast, wherever that is. It's a big show tonight. And so we're going to get right to it. But I want to start like and subscribe. Make sure that you do like and subscribe, even though you're already probably subscribed if you're in the chat. But please like and subscribe. Consider becoming a member. We're going to do our first members only chat very soon. We're going to try to do them at least once a month to have private chats just with our members. We're going to keep doing that. So we're going to announce that date very soon so we can have extra time with those of you who are members of Team TJRS and also readers who are members both here and at Substats. So thanks to everyone who is doing that. For those who have shopped in the shop, we appreciate you all. Please let us know

what you think of your merch. Please feel free to give us feedback on that as well. But I want to

just jump right in because this is a big news day and a big news way, not in a great way. I want to

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