Hello, everyone. This is JVL here with my bulwark colleague, Andrew Eger, and the president of the United States is lost in Japan.

I don't know. It's not an amber alert. What's the alert they put out for old folks who go missing from the old folks home?

Because the president is very old and very confused, Andrew.

Is it a silver alert?

Is that what it is?

I've never actually even heard of this.

Is there a special color for elderly people?

There's a special alert for when elderly folks go missing.

Some said it's in a year.

I mean, let's just get right to the video because I want people to see what the president

of the United States looks like as he is being escorted around the

room by the Japanese Prime Minister, Sanai Tagaiichi.

So she gestures him down and brings him over and is guiding him.

And he's just walking up towards the dudes.

So here's right.

Here's where I stand, right?

Wait, okay.

I'll go over here.

The shoulders are hunched.

Shoulders are hunched.

Just walking in a circle.

Now he's going to come down the line with the color guard and just salute, you know,

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