Trump Visits a Bodega as Jury Recruitment Continues | Orlando Bloom

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Dulcé Sloan takes on Nike’s skimpy design for Team USA’s women’s track and field Olympians, Endless Shrimp comes to an end as Red Lobster considers bankruptcy, and Donald Trump visits a bodega in NYC as jury selection makes headway. Plus, Josh Johnson tries to wiggle his way into stardom by being selected for Trump’s jury. Then, Dulcé has been watching white people drink wine and pretend to know what a "tannin" is for decades. But what about Black people who also want to get wine drunk on a weekday and call it a book club? Dulcé learns all about wine appreciation and breaking the stemmed-glass ceiling of this exclusive industry from a Black-owned wine tour business in Atlanta. And actor and adventure enthusiast, Orlando Bloom, chats with Dulcé about his new docuseries “Orlando Bloom: To the Edge,” where he pushed himself to the limits in attempts to master wingsuiting, free diving, and rock climbing. They discuss how the experience helped him stay present, the spiritual journey he embarked on, and what it was like portraying himself on-camera.

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0:30.0	This is the Daily Show with your host Doal Say Slo! Oh, Hello, friends, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Duke Sansla!
0:59.0	We've got so much to talk about tonight.
1:05.0	Trump's got himself a real New York jury,
1:08.0	red lobsters in trouble, girl.
1:10.0	And the newest Olympic sport is gynecology. So let's get to the headline.
1:15.0	Let's begin with sports. All right, it's now just 100 days into the Summer Olympics
1:28.0	when we find out which are the world's athletes is most like a dolphin.
1:32.0	So yesterday Nike unveiled the new Team USA uniforms
1:37.2	and one of the options for women's track and field is getting a lot of attention.
1:43.6	Oh, is this not getting your attention?
1:46.2	Zoom in, zoom in.
1:48.2	Right.
1:50.8	We got your attention now. Look at this. That doesn't even come into mannequin's
1:56.8	pussy and she ain't even got one. This outfit should not be for Team USA.
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