I am so tired of you acting like you speak for the people of the state of Indiana or the city of Indianapolis.

You do not speak for me or anyone I know.

Now isn't you two jerks?

Jerks on the light.

Good morning. Good morning, everyone. If you're thinking. Listen, you two jerks. Jerks found the light.

Good morning.

Good morning, everyone.

If you're thinking, that doesn't look like Amy Jo.

Your eyes are not deceiving you.

It's not.

So real quickly, before we get into the stories, because I know everybody will be like, WTF, where is she Um, dropped her off at the airport in Savannah at 11 a.m. yesterday and I was almost home

when I got the text from her saying that her flight had been canceled because of Dallas weather.

Um, and she ended up getting a flight through Charlotte that was really late and then she got to Dallas at like

1.30 in the morning. They lost her luggage. She had to stay a while. Anyway, long story short,

she did not make it home until about 6 a.m. So she's going to bed. She just texted me that

she got home two hours ago, which is just freaking crazy.

So anyway, that is what happened.

Obviously, she is wrecked.

And I cannot imagine going through that travel nightmare.

I've had my share of travel nightmares, but that, ooh, that was bad because she had to get

to Dallas and then drive

for two hours to get home. So I just, I hope she's got a real ID.

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