Trump Thanks Qatar for Their Generous Jet Bribe & Accidentally Does a Socialism | General Stanley McChrystal
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:51.5 | We got one for you today. |
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| 0:58.0 | It's going to be fantastic. |
| 0:59.3 | Our guest tonight, General Stanley McChrystal will be doing it. |
| 1:05.5 | Wrote a book. |
| 1:08.6 | Chances are I will McRib him about the McRack war. |
| 1:14.8 | All right, first. |
| 1:17.5 | President Donald Trump. |
| 1:19.9 | God. |
| 1:21.0 | No, no! |
| 1:22.5 | No! |
| 1:24.5 | Respect his authorita. |
| 1:34.4 | Honestly, she's... so much comes at us every day with him i can't even sleep organized thoughts eat i just and he knows he knows he's toying with us. Here he is on Tuesday of last week. |
| 1:47.4 | We're going to have a very, very big announcement to make. |
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