Trump's Staff Panicking As He Crumbles, Promises Pardons For Their Crimes
IHIP News
Jennifer Welch & Angie Sullivan
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Trump has allegedly offered his entire staff presidential pardons.
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| 0:19.6 | All right. |
| 0:20.1 | The teen birth rate in the United States of America has declined. |
| 0:24.6 | I think this is great news. |
| 0:26.2 | Maga Christians think it is terrible news and went to Fox News to complain about it. |
| 0:32.8 | Play the clip. |
| 0:33.3 | I have 3.6 million births a year, but the problem is teens and young adults. |
| 0:39.7 | From ages 15 to 19, the fertility rate is down 7%, and it's down 70% over the last two decades, |
| 0:48.3 | meaning we're telling. |
| 0:49.4 | And it gets worse from there. |
| 0:51.2 | Five-star world-class cunt extraordinaire, Katie Miller, the wife of the most |
| 0:57.6 | unfuckable Nazi on the planet, Stephen Miller, takes to Twitter and post the following. |
| 1:05.7 | Since 2007, the teen birth rate has fallen 72%. Hormonal birth control isn't just poison for women's |
| 1:15.9 | minds and bodies. It's killing population growth. For the first time ever, birth rates for women |
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