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John Irond, and it being Friday and all Brett Ehrlich returns.

You can't monopolize wearing glasses, John. This is America. And just because mine don't have lenses doesn't mean that you can have this. I can also, what's the word, read?

I couldn't tell until that moment, although you don't get the weird monitor reflection that I do.

I thought you were seriously like doing like I do where it's just like, I just, I can't not have glasses on right now. I don't

care if it doesn't look as good. I have to have them on. But no, you're just mocking me.

That's good. Well, I am just setting the entire universe up for that moment where I take off my

glasses and they realize I was a heart throb the whole time. You were just sexy the whole. Let your hair down, take those bad boys off, okay? Has there been a good parody gender swap of that? I don't think there has been. We need one. But you're gonna need to do more, Brett, than just mock my glasses. Because unfortunately for you, and as I'm sure everyone out there is realizing, having a pretty damn good hair day today.

Yeah, John looks really good. I'm a little, thank God. This is a cowboy shot, so to speak. It's a medium.

I don't want to dig any more into that statement. Actually, there is a very awesome satirical gender swap of the movie.

She's All That.

Yeah.

It's in theaters right now.

It's called Superman.

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