All you ready?

Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, and Scott Robbins.

We just become best friends.

Yep.

Making sense of it all.

Now I get it.

And having some fun.

Lighten them, Francis.

This is the Markley, Van Camp, and Robbins show.

All right, let's do it.

The Markley Van Camp and Robbins show.

Thank you very much for being here.

I'm Jamie Markley.

That's David Van Camp.

There's Scott Robbins.

Yeah, a lot of hacks are taking a vacation day.

I understand.

We're all here.

For a while, anyway, yeah. Because we had no one to fill in, but that's okay. No. We have no bullpen at all. No one's getting hot. Actually, it's been a while since we had a full show with everybody here. I know. It's kind of nice. Yeah, I was looking forward to it. all gathered around the fire, warming our hands and making schmores or whatever we do around the fire.

Is that what we would do? I don't know. Is that what they're doing right now as Hakeem continues to just? Is he still at it? Is Hakeem still doing this, David? Well, yeah, he's given this marathon speech railing against the big, beautiful beautiful bill and just trying to go for the record being on the House floor talking, it's not going to change anything.

No, it's, I don't know if he's trying to, like, get his political standing to another level.

Dude. But I ask you this, Scott. I haven't mentioned this yet because I want to know. Remember when Cory Booker wanted to set the record for just yapping on and on and on for hours? Yeah. Do you remember what he was yapping about? No. Was he, like, reading, like, out of the phone book or something at the end?

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