Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

I just want you to know that we are building a community here of independent pro-democracy media.

And it is important that we continue to do so because we need to have our own ecosystem of pro-democracy,

pro-human rights information, especially on

this day where we can be grateful that we still at least have each other and our ideas.

But in the interim, we're stuck with Kankles-McTacotids, whom I refer to as Kanks merely for

spite because it's so fun to browbeat this guy. We have him calling the sitting governor of Illinois, whom he's wildly jealous of.

I'm talking about J.B. Prisker.

We have him calling Pritzker a fat slob because, you know, Kanks is just so presidential.

Play the clip.

Mr. Prisker, if you're listening, let's get your act together, invite us in.

We're going to make your place so safe.

You're not going to have these crimes that are making the newspapers and the front page

of every newspaper and television story, news story will make Chicago a safe place very quickly.

I looked at the various cases, granting mercy, discovering that the terrible trauma that everyone's going through.

And I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke.

I was going to talk about Pritzker in size.

But when I talk about Pritzker, I get angry because he's not letting us do the job. So I'm not going to tell about Pritzker in size, but when I talk about Pritzker, I get angry because

he's not letting us do the job.

So I'm not going to tell my Pritzker joke.

They have a very cute little joke, you know.

Some speechwriter wrote some joke about his weight, but I would never want to talk about

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