Trump’s Campaign Takes Another Strange Turn and Tim Walz on the Democrats' Path to Victory
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2024
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 1:27.2 | Governor Tim Wall's Democratic nominee. |
| 1:28.8 | Vice President, |
| 1:29.8 | President, Governor Jim Wall's Democratic nominee. But first, it was just two weeks until the election, and I'm going to say this, I don't like it. |
| 1:37.0 | The first, it was just two weeks until the election, and I'm going to say this I don't like it. We have officially |
| 1:45.8 | entered into the fever dream portion of the campaign. Right is left, up is down. |
| 1:51.2 | The Republican nominee is hanging out in a Bronx barber shop. |
| 1:55.6 | And the Democratic nominee is hosting some sort of book club with Liz Cheney. |
| 2:00.2 | What the Cheney? What the fuck? |
| 2:04.0 | That's a Cheney. |
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