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🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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In this episode, Nick talks about The Prince of Darkness Gone, Trump Calls Out Obama, Obama Denies Facts, The Mile High Club, Zohran the Jew Hater, Olympics Say No to Chicks With Dicks and Alina Hubba Hubba Habba!
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0:00.0 | I'm I'm Mr. DePaulo, Mr. DePaulo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked. |
0:44.3 | Who said I'm pretending, Bob? |
0:47.3 | I heard that by my fourth grade teacher, so I don't think it's an act. I think I would have to quit a few years ago. |
0:57.1 | You ever meet my family? |
0:58.9 | Shut the fuck up up. |
1:00.9 | How are you, folks? |
1:02.3 | Welcome to the big live lineup where you get some heavy hitters. |
1:05.1 | They're flying by the screen right now. |
1:07.0 | Tim Poole, Stephen Crowder, Andrew Wilson, a bunch of other heavy hitters. |
1:11.4 | This is on Rumble Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. Eastern time to 6 p.m. |
1:17.0 | I pull up the rear there. |
1:19.3 | That's the lineup. |
1:20.2 | And best of all, this is Rumble and it's free. |
1:24.9 | Don't ever forget that. |
1:27.1 | They're the ones who pretty much put, who do I hate? What do you call that YouTube? Jesus, I couldn't even remember YouTube. I only took one Advil PM last night. I have in the craziest fucking dream every night on this shit. |
1:48.0 | Or maybe it's the sleep patch I'm wearing that has all that shit in it. |
1:53.0 | Remember two nights ago I told you Brad Marshan? |
1:56.0 | I dreamed I was on a pond. |
1:58.0 | He had just won the cup and he wouldn't hug me and then he did |
2:01.6 | hug me. I mean, so romantic. And last night I was on a ferry. I was on a fucking ferry. I don't know where. |
2:12.6 | It was half ferry, half airport. Again, all based on anxiety. Everybody's pat, we're all on these lines and |
2:19.1 | it's taken forever to get through the lines to get on the ferry. It's my, I'm about to step |
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