Trump Renames Persian Gulf, Teases a “Big Announcement” & Loses Another Fighter Jet | John Green
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:05.8 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:11.8 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
| 0:16.0 | it's America's only sorts for news. |
| 0:19.2 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Lighten. Welcome to the Vendee Show. |
| 0:42.5 | I'm Vendie Lighten. |
| 0:43.4 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:45.6 | The military tries to teach another jet to swim. |
| 0:48.8 | The Vatican turns into the world's holiest man cave, |
| 0:52.0 | and Trump is keeping a huge secret. |
| 0:54.3 | So everybody check your signal chats. |
| 0:56.5 | Let's get right into it. |
| 1:04.3 | I'm going to come. |
| 1:09.1 | It's been a rough few weeks for Donald Trump, mostly because Donald Trump. |
| 1:14.6 | So he's been looking for a way to change the narrative. |
| 1:17.8 | And yesterday, he made a big announcement. |
| 1:21.1 | We're going to have a very, very big announcement to make. |
| 1:24.1 | Like, as big as it gets, and I won't tell you on what. |
| 1:31.7 | So his announcement is that he's got an announcement? |
| 1:35.0 | Cool. It's great to have a president who does teaser trailers for world events. |
| 1:40.5 | It's like when FDR said, we only have one thing to fear, |
| 1:44.4 | and I'll tell you what it is after the break. |
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