Trump Pisses Off Japan with Pearl Harbor Joke & Afroman Cucks the Police in Court | Rebecca Traister
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this haircut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Melo, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam, and Bob Mortimer. |
| 0:21.5 | Anyone want a song? |
| 0:23.3 | No. |
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| 0:30.7 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:37.2 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only sorts for news. |
| 0:44.4 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Jordan Clayworth. |
| 0:48.7 | Thank you. We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 1:06.7 | Afro-man is winning hip-hop's weirdest beef. |
| 1:09.8 | Michael Costa wants to steal your kids' Pokemon cards, |
| 1:12.9 | and the war with Iran is more busted |
| 1:15.0 | than your March Madness bracket. |
| 1:16.9 | So, let's get into headlines. |
| 1:22.8 | We are now almost three weeks into the war in Iran, |
| 1:27.6 | and it's not going great. |
| 1:30.4 | Oil prices are surging, our planes are getting shot out of the sky, |
| 1:35.0 | and now Pete Heggseth is asking for an extra $200 billion |
| 1:40.0 | to fight this war. |
| 1:44.8 | And they say women be shopping, huh? |
| 1:49.6 | And on top of all of this, our allies are angry |
| 1:52.6 | that Trump started this war without consulting them. |
| 1:55.5 | But of course, President Trump is smoothing things over |
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