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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a paid message from GoFundMe. |
| 0:02.9 | My name's Ashley Kane. |
| 0:04.6 | I'm the daddy of a little girl in heaven and a father to two boys on earth. |
| 0:09.9 | I've got an incredible relationship with GoFundMe, both personally and via our daughter's foundation, the Azalea Foundation. |
| 0:17.4 | GoFundMe has allowed me, the foundation, and thousands of people out there to give hope to others in need. |
| 0:25.5 | You'd actually be surprised how many people out there are willing to show love and support you in your time of need. |
| 0:33.3 | My advice for anyone that needs to stop a GoFundMe will be do it. |
| 0:38.6 | You don't need to feel shame. |
| 0:40.1 | You don't need to feel guilt. |
| 0:41.3 | You don't need to feel embarrassment. |
| 0:43.1 | If you need GoFundMe, use GoFundMe. |
| 0:46.8 | Start your GoFundMe today at gofundme.com. |
| 0:50.7 | That's gofundme.com. |
| 0:56.7 | This message reflects one... That's go fund me.com. G-O-F-U-N-D-M-E.com. |
| 0:59.8 | This message reflects one person's experience. |
| 1:02.7 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 1:10.6 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for new. |
| 1:13.6 | This is The Daily Show with your host, John Doer! My God |
| 1:33.3 | Oh |
| 1:34.3 | My name is John Yes! Paul and everything! Man, very kind of you. |
| 1:45.0 | We got a great one for you tonight. |
| 1:47.0 | My name is Johnster. |
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