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🗓️ 4 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.7 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
| 0:10.7 | it's America's only sorts for new. |
| 0:14.0 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson. |
| 0:18.0 | Thank you. Josh Johnson. |
| 0:35.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 0:36.0 | I'm Josh Johnson. |
| 0:38.0 | We've got so much you talk about tonight. |
| 0:41.8 | The war on drugs continues, and this time we're on the side of drugs. |
| 0:46.2 | We break down the latest tips to kiss Trump's ass and bad news. |
| 0:50.3 | AI might kill us soon, but good news, AI might kill us soon. So let's get into the headlines. |
| 1:00.5 | Let's begin with President Trump. He started his second term in January, promising to keep America out of foreign wars. Now it's December, and he almost |
| 1:06.0 | made it a year. President Trump hinting at land strikes in Venezuela as backlash on the controversial boat strikes deepens. |
| 1:14.0 | We're going to start doing those strikes on land, too. |
| 1:16.4 | You know, the land is much easier. |
| 1:18.2 | It's much easier. |
| 1:19.5 | And we know the routes they take. |
| 1:21.0 | We know everything about them. |
| 1:22.5 | We know where they live. |
| 1:24.0 | We know where the bad ones live. |
| 1:28.3 | We know where they live. We know where they live. |
| 1:29.8 | We know if they've been good or bad. |
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