TRUMP Just LOCKED DOWN His RE-ELECTION?! CNN TownHall BACKFIRES

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

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🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Trump was heated on the stage at the CNN town hall and came out blasting. He gave an inside on what he has planned next, how he would pardon political prisoners, turn the economy around, and got brutally honest about the state of our politicians. Plus, people are vandalizing groceries again by licking them. Chelsea Handler wants men to get vasectomies and so much more crazy stuff!
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0:00.0	Well, today I'm actually extremely sad. It turns out bad news, everybody.
0:05.6	MTV News is shutting down. You heard it here first, folks, breaking news with hard-hitting
0:14.4	coverage, such as how the Wild and Outcast is denouncing systemic racism. Demi Lovato memorializes
0:21.9	Brianna Taylor and speaks out against white privilege. And of course, the most important
0:26.5	story of the year, no drinking bleach will not cure diseases. Ladies and gentlemen, we
0:33.6	are in a new era. VICE is going bankrupt. Buzzfeed news is shutting down. And MTV News,
0:38.1	which you might have just found out existed today, is no longer going to exist. I don't
0:42.2	know what to do. I guess we're going to have to rely on our favorite mainstream media
0:46.0	outlets like CNN, where Trump gave a town hall that some are saying, secured as re-election.
0:52.5	But others are saying our has backfired. We have so much good stuff. It is approximately
0:56.3	10.05 pm Eastern time in the United States. This is another episode of Nightly Offensive.
1:01.6	Let's get into it.
1:03.2	All right, I'm cutting that off because my name is Elijah Schaefer and I'm your top 17 host.
1:26.8	You might have wanted to dance today. You might have wanted a little bit of rhythm, a little bit of
1:30.9	rhyme. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Bob Sledtime. I am your top 17 host. And this is Nightly Offensive.
1:37.1	Welcome back to another great show. As you might notice, as you might see, we don't have a guest
1:43.6	today. We don't have a guest. And you'll guess who our guest was supposed to be. It was Dave Landau,
1:51.8	who coincidentally once had a contract that said that if he was five minutes late, he didn't get paid.
1:58.2	Well, ladies and gentlemen, today Dave Landau is more than five minutes late. He is non-existent.
2:03.9	He actually had a miscommunication there on the actual date. It's like two mentally
2:11.6	inhibited individuals with chromosome disorders and a splash of autism and personality quirks
2:17.6	trying to get anything done. It's not a good look. It's not a good look. But we are have still
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